It's just all spam, all the time, isn't it? Even the real mail, it's just useless. Every day the mailman brings us several pounds of junk from colleges we've never heard of, have no intention of even looking at, and have never responded to after 356 previous mailings. They can just cut it out, but they don't. (Here's a clue: with our daughter's grades and scores, she will not be considering any school that is pretending to be another school. Hear that, Cornell of Iowa?)
And in the email pile? Excellent news! My free iPad has shipped! Oh, but bad news! My Bank of Montreal account has been locked! I have my pick of inheritances or bequeathments from around the world, but I'm not sure I can access them with this Bank of Montreal problem nagging me.
(Oddly, spam seems to have given up on improving my penis. I'm not sure how to take that).
And in the email pile? Excellent news! My free iPad has shipped! Oh, but bad news! My Bank of Montreal account has been locked! I have my pick of inheritances or bequeathments from around the world, but I'm not sure I can access them with this Bank of Montreal problem nagging me.
(Oddly, spam seems to have given up on improving my penis. I'm not sure how to take that).
Misericordia University of Dallas, Pennsylvania