- The man who shot Liberty Valance was not the bravest of them all.
- No one put the the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp. It just grew there.
- It does not make your brown eyes blue. There are some contact lenses that will, however.
- Phone, fax, voicemail, e-mail, telegram, letter, in-person, through intermediaries, or total disappearance without saying a word – there are, at most, nine ways to leave your lover.
- Anyone can do the shing-a-ling like you do. Anyone.
- She ran away because she was sick of all the drama. Where will she stay? She's at her sister's, in Hoboken. No big mystery.
- "American Pie" wasn't about pie. At all.
- Not everybody has heard about the bird. The surfin' bird. My mother, for instance, had no idea what I was talking about.
- Indiana doesn't want you.
- The beat actually does go on. Myth confirmed!
Fatherhood, music, an obsession with cycling, and some random pieces of history from New York's Capital District.
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