Either I've taught them well. . .

or I've messed them up for life. It's a fine line. I was in a shop with Hannah yesterday, and we were looking at a book of sports records, which had a classic picture of Lance Armstrong in the maillot jaune on the cover. I asked her, "What's wrong with that cover?" and without missing a beat, she said, "He's wearing a Postal jersey. He set the record with Discovery, and it's a book on breaking records."

Precisely. Couldn't be more proud. In fairness, he broke the record, with 6 wins, with Postal. But his record of 7 was set with Discovery Channel. We won't be buying the book.