Overheard at a 13-year-old's birthday party:
"You just dropped the f-bomb in front of a 9-year-old!" "It's from a movie!"
"A moment of sushi! I need a moment of sushi!"
"Oh, my god, I married a hamster!"
"The problem with making yourself burp so much is then you can't control it!"
"Homosexual!!" "You guys are gonna have to move to Massachusetts!"
"How do we know that Canada is real? Canada might be a mere illusion!"
Oh my god, there's a teenager in my house.
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