A cry for help

If anyone else has recently attended a Quark promotion and heard about the wonders of the "new" Quark (to which I can only say, about flaming time! Their failure to issue a decent upgrade is the only reason I need to keep running Classic on my Macs), and if said anyone also received a cute little carabiner/compass/clock promotional item with the Quark logo on it, please please please tell me how to make it stop beeping every hour. I'm about to go insane.