Here are just a few of the search times that have brought visitors to this site lately. Forget about "tribeca meaning" and "glycerol ester of you-know-what." I mean, why are people even searching for these things?
- "Angela Cartwright BeeGees" I am the ONLY real result.
- "Wild Angels Ride Tonight" (I'm one of only 3 results on Yahoo)
- "How do people in New York earn money?" We steal it from tourists. Now hand it over.
- "Survivor microphone necklaces" I have no idea how I got this one.
- "Meaningful songs about life." I believe I was ascribing depth to an ELO song. I'm sorry.
- "Diane Lane lovelies." Should that be possessive?
- "Trick iTunes to work on Windows 98." That's like tricking champagne to taste like lighter fluid. Why?
- "Photographs of men doing modelling for socks." Damn, some people are sick.
- "Spandex pants olivia movie grease." Yeah, I talked about that.
- "Bingingtum." Yay! I'm the only hit!
- "Humans Sterling Storm." Now that's just freaky.
- "Where did creampuffs originate." No f'ing clue.
- "Translate Comment allez-vous ce soir Je suis comme ci comme ca." I will, but not for you.
- "What else will my i-pod do." Hey, it's not a Furby, pal.
- "Huntz Hall Sandwich Shop." Ooh! Ooh!
- "Sean O Keefe is an asshole." Hey, watch what you say about a fellow Maxwell grad!
And that's just this month!
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