Arkan-what, now?

Apparently Saturday is Happy Family Travel Day in our nation's airports. Did you know that? I was unaware. As a business traveller forced to give up a weekend and to travel among the clueless (not that I don't love the clueless, mind you), this is pissing me off. I want to see a massive family breakdown to make me feel better about being alone today, and I want it now! (”Emotional cleanup in Terminal E!”)