Inexplicable

I just dreamed that Hugh Hefner had opened up a bike path locally. It was a nice path through rolling hills along a river. He charged by weight, and I got into an argument with him because he wanted to charge me for the weight of a backpack I hadn't taken with me on the ride. He was using an ancient truck scale that had been left behind on the property, something of overkill for weighing people and bikes, and the whole thing was a little pricey.

That is all.